1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,879 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,879 --> 00:00:10,240 You hear like a crackling and almost like this sucking noise as it pulls in towards 3 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:18,039 you from the outside looking in it pulls in towards you until the room is clear and 4 00:00:18,039 --> 00:00:32,359 you are in the middle of this almost military line of this room of complete of undead lax. 5 00:00:32,359 --> 00:00:36,640 My goodness, it's been so long. 6 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:46,780 What we've brought is death and the end of you is sort of more what we were thinking. 7 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:51,140 You do have an undead army, but if we can kill you, I suppose that's enough to keep 8 00:00:51,140 --> 00:00:52,140 them immobile. 9 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:57,179 Thelonious' scream begins to echo out as the shield around him wavers, this fireball 10 00:00:57,179 --> 00:01:02,780 erupting and creating heat throughout the entire space and with an echoing crack. 11 00:01:02,780 --> 00:01:10,579 Thelonious throws his hands together and every single undead creature along the floor 12 00:01:10,579 --> 00:01:17,299 of this cavern begins to move towards you. 13 00:01:17,299 --> 00:01:18,459 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 14 00:01:18,459 --> 00:01:22,659 I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More, He-Him also with me today is Kyle Clasett. 15 00:01:22,659 --> 00:01:24,340 Oh, hey, what's up, everyone? 16 00:01:24,340 --> 00:01:30,500 I'm Kyle Clasett, He-Him, and I am just dang excited to be here every single time. 17 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:33,579 You know, it makes my evening, my day, my week. 18 00:01:33,579 --> 00:01:34,579 And Rev DeShane. 19 00:01:34,579 --> 00:01:37,299 Oh, I thought I was going last. 20 00:01:37,299 --> 00:01:41,579 I'm Rev He-Him and I am playing Margaret Broadcloak, She-Her. 21 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,099 We're playing reverse order today. 22 00:01:43,099 --> 00:01:44,780 Amy More is here with us. 23 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:49,819 I am She-Her and I too am just happy to be here. 24 00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:52,979 I don't know who I'm playing. 25 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:53,979 I'm getting to that point. 26 00:01:53,979 --> 00:01:57,979 I'm really starting to feel like at home, just not knowing what I'm going to play. 27 00:01:57,979 --> 00:02:00,819 Yeah, just going to lean into it, figure out what happens. 28 00:02:00,819 --> 00:02:02,620 Well, that's what improv is. 29 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:03,819 Exactly. 30 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,299 And Carla Maxted. 31 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:12,740 She-Her, I love that like you guys are one of us, like first intros in the list. 32 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:13,740 I love it. 33 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:15,819 I love it. 34 00:02:15,819 --> 00:02:19,699 I will be playing Lex, He-Him for sure. 35 00:02:19,699 --> 00:02:22,500 And then let's see what happens. 36 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:23,500 And Tom Laird. 37 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,460 Yeah, that's me, He-Him. 38 00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:29,780 I am playing Perseus tonight and maybe others. 39 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:30,780 We'll find out. 40 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:31,780 Stay tuned. 41 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:37,460 I like the maybe others because last time I had to edit some things out because characters 42 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:42,539 just didn't show up. 43 00:02:42,539 --> 00:02:45,099 Only because Flanks and Japes were just so entertaining. 44 00:02:45,099 --> 00:02:48,860 Also, you probably kind of left all of that in and people would have been like, 45 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:51,860 oh yeah, I see why they didn't get to the scene. 46 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:55,860 There's new stars of the show. 47 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:57,860 The Flanks and Japes podcast coming at you. 48 00:02:57,860 --> 00:02:59,860 Do you think we might save the day, Kyle? 49 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:00,860 I don't know. 50 00:03:00,940 --> 00:03:01,940 We'll see what happens. 51 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:05,780 Whisked out of the action only to come back and save the day in the end. 52 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:06,780 That's right. 53 00:03:06,780 --> 00:03:10,140 Through a series of tunnels and vents inside of this cave? 54 00:03:10,140 --> 00:03:11,140 Yes. 55 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:14,940 I know where we are. 56 00:03:14,940 --> 00:03:19,220 Now I had a good segue for a few sentences back, so I'm just going to go to that 57 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:20,220 one. 58 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:23,660 And where you're the star of the show is over on Patreon.com slash thumb dragging 59 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:24,660 cast. 60 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:25,660 Good rewind, hon. 61 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:26,660 Yes. 62 00:03:26,660 --> 00:03:27,660 Nice. 63 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:28,660 Felt good. 64 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:29,660 Felt good. 65 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,460 If you're a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron, 66 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:34,460 Riley Bradshaw. 67 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:35,460 There we go. 68 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:36,460 Thanks, Riley. 69 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:37,460 Thanks, Riley. 70 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:38,460 Thank you so much. 71 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:41,659 I wonder how many Carrie Bradshaw references you get, Riley. 72 00:03:41,659 --> 00:03:44,859 Because Bradshaw, that's the only other time I've ever heard the Bradshaw name. 73 00:03:44,859 --> 00:03:45,859 Terry Bradshaw? 74 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:46,859 Terry Bradshaw. 75 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:50,859 I mean, long time NFL quarterback and pundit, if you will. 76 00:03:50,859 --> 00:03:51,859 Oh, all the sports. 77 00:03:51,859 --> 00:03:52,859 You're right. 78 00:03:52,859 --> 00:03:53,859 I'm sorry. 79 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:54,859 I forgot about the sports. 80 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:55,859 Thank you, Riley. 81 00:03:55,859 --> 00:03:56,859 Join us today at Patreon.com slash thumb dragging cast. 82 00:03:56,859 --> 00:03:57,859 And now, fuck it, let's play. 83 00:03:59,859 --> 00:04:05,859 We're going to play a little rewind here to catch up to other characters. 84 00:04:05,859 --> 00:04:06,859 Oh, boy. 85 00:04:06,859 --> 00:04:10,859 Why do I feel like I'm already not prepared? 86 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:16,860 I'm confused. 87 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:30,500 We see a lavish and luxurious office space that is inside of this caved dwelling. 88 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:37,860 There are rich tapestries hanging from the walls and many leather-bound books on the 89 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:43,020 most mahogany-est of bookshelves. 90 00:04:43,019 --> 00:04:49,639 There are decanters all around with different types of liqueurs and liquors. 91 00:04:49,639 --> 00:04:56,819 And seated behind a massive desk with almost candlesticks, but like tiny pedestals, like 92 00:04:56,819 --> 00:05:08,740 skulls and different bones of different creatures is Thelonious Primsbane, who's writing 93 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:15,699 a ledger book, just kind of neatly humming to himself. 94 00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:22,579 And there's a ring finger that we will add here and a, what do we have here? 95 00:05:22,579 --> 00:05:29,460 We have an orbital socket, not even the whole thing, just neat and clean. 96 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:34,180 We're going to put that one just in the stores for a little bit later. 97 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:47,139 And we hear a slow, shambled footstep coming into the room, just a thump-drag, thump-drag. 98 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:54,500 He looks up and we see a person for all intents and purposes who's undead, who lets 99 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:58,860 out a low groan as they enter the room. 100 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:04,100 And Thelonious looks up and says, uh, yes, uh-huh. 101 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:06,379 We have company. 102 00:06:06,379 --> 00:06:08,500 Oh, I'll let them in. 103 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:15,740 Undead turns and walks out and in strides a tall dragonborn. 104 00:06:15,740 --> 00:06:23,420 Kyle, would you describe Vorunax at this stage in his career and life? 105 00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:29,060 I feel like Vorunax at this point has achieved the station he's been after and 106 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:29,939 he's a go-getter. 107 00:06:29,939 --> 00:06:37,019 Now that he's gotten to that certain point in the MLM of Orcus's regime, he's 108 00:06:37,019 --> 00:06:44,860 getting after it and his scales are more vibrant green and his cloaks are way, 109 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:51,300 way nicer than they have been maybe in the future or our past. 110 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:59,620 Time is fun, but he definitely carries himself with purpose and not so 111 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:04,860 much with a vendetta as he has in previous episodes. 112 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:06,819 Can I can I help you? 113 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:18,220 Thelonious, I am recently appointed as head undead general for Orcus and seems 114 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:24,139 like you've been utilizing some of the, well, troops that we could be using. 115 00:07:24,699 --> 00:07:28,860 Oh, well, I mean, yeah, I mean, me and Orcus, we go way back. 116 00:07:28,860 --> 00:07:36,939 He knows he knows the deal we had, one of which I was able to practice my goods 117 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:46,060 and services and unleash them upon the various realms within the stations across 118 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:54,060 Toriel, take down and smite those who have wronged me in the past and then 119 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:58,660 just be left to have my own accord and volition without anybody coming and 120 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:01,100 collecting any sort of tax purpose. 121 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:03,579 Oh, no taxes being collected. 122 00:08:03,579 --> 00:08:04,980 No need to worry about that. 123 00:08:05,259 --> 00:08:07,579 Worried about a sheriff situation here. 124 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:09,180 No, no, no. 125 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:14,060 Sharing is caring, but sheriffing is, I don't know how to finish that one, 126 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:14,779 but it doesn't matter. 127 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:22,019 I'm here because it's, we need you to fulfill a role, distraction, if you 128 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:22,340 will. 129 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:27,700 Once I heard of your endeavors and the things that you have gone after, I, I 130 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:32,820 have to say I have a modicum of respect for your approach, even though it falls 131 00:08:32,820 --> 00:08:37,980 outside of the, of the efforts of Orcus, you're kind of on your own whim, 132 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:43,620 but Orcus allowing you to do what you do, the time has come that you help us. 133 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:50,259 Well, it's like a symbiotic relationship where I do what I want and 134 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:52,899 Orcus does what they want. 135 00:08:52,939 --> 00:08:55,939 I'm afraid you didn't hear me. 136 00:08:57,379 --> 00:09:00,939 Orcus is doing what he wants and I am letting you know he's doing what he 137 00:09:00,939 --> 00:09:06,899 wants and he wants you to run a distraction so that we can further our 138 00:09:06,899 --> 00:09:08,899 endeavors in new places. 139 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:13,980 We need to draw people away so that we can muster our forces. 140 00:09:14,419 --> 00:09:14,659 Okay. 141 00:09:14,659 --> 00:09:15,299 Can you do that? 142 00:09:15,299 --> 00:09:17,419 Do you even have the ability to do that? 143 00:09:17,419 --> 00:09:19,779 Do you have actually have a good command over your troops that you've 144 00:09:19,779 --> 00:09:20,259 summoned up? 145 00:09:20,819 --> 00:09:24,539 Do I have a good command over my troops that I have summoned up? 146 00:09:24,539 --> 00:09:27,419 I have, I can snap a finger and they do whatever I want. 147 00:09:27,419 --> 00:09:28,419 Good, sir. 148 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:31,740 Then snap your finger and make them do what Orcus wants. 149 00:09:35,059 --> 00:09:35,939 Any questions? 150 00:09:36,339 --> 00:09:37,379 What does Orcus want? 151 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,059 Run the distraction. 152 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:40,899 Okay. 153 00:09:40,939 --> 00:09:41,819 I'll run the distraction. 154 00:09:41,819 --> 00:09:42,179 Yeah. 155 00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:43,459 Yeah, I can do a distraction. 156 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:44,259 Smoke and mirrors. 157 00:09:44,339 --> 00:09:47,939 Uh, you know, I've got a little thing going on here in just a little bit. 158 00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:49,940 Uh, there's some people coming to see me. 159 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,620 It could be, it could be a good distraction. 160 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:56,220 Could be a little good show you what I can do now. 161 00:09:56,860 --> 00:09:57,500 That's a good point. 162 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:00,300 Cause if you can't actually fulfill what Orcus wants, then we're 163 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,300 wasting our time here. 164 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:07,140 I tell you what, I'll watch this, whatever you have coming up, see how 165 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:11,060 you perform, and if I think it's worth Orcus's time to actually have 166 00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:16,700 you draw attention to yourself as to draw attention away from us, then 167 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,780 we'll move forward with the plan. 168 00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:20,259 If not, Orcus help you. 169 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:21,939 Cause I certainly won't. 170 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:30,899 There's a small jingle of like a bell up on a, on a wall tied to a string. 171 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:39,019 Thelonious has like this shit eating grin on as, as Vorunax is finishing 172 00:10:39,019 --> 00:10:45,899 his, his dialogue and he said, Oh, well, just so matter of fact, it 173 00:10:45,899 --> 00:10:47,179 sounds like they're on their way. 174 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:51,100 So if you just follow me down this hall over here and he gets up and kind of 175 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:59,180 skips past Vorunax, if you just follow me, we're just going to, uh, he glances 176 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:04,060 at some runes on the wall and rubs his hand across them and you hear like 177 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:11,380 this, like almost like a power going down, just walk this way with me. 178 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,060 Walk, walk this way. 179 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:14,220 That sounds very good. 180 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,860 Uh, follow me. 181 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:17,259 Lead the way. 182 00:11:17,659 --> 00:11:24,220 Skips down the hall, Vorunax entail and leads him to this chamber that is 183 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:27,860 completely black says, just keep your voice down. 184 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:32,220 I mean, they can't hear you, but it adds to the illusion that they, they 185 00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:36,180 could, and we're being very sneaky, even though magic makes it so that we 186 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:39,700 don't really need to be sneaky, uh, smoke and mirrors. 187 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:41,860 Good start. 188 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:48,220 We cut ahead. 189 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:56,700 Thelonious is standing in his sphere of protection and he's beckoning to 190 00:11:56,700 --> 00:12:01,300 Vorunax who is standing just off and to the side on, uh, he's on top of 191 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:06,019 this dais, he's, he's, Vorunax you see him just like ushering you over 192 00:12:06,019 --> 00:12:09,779 big hands, big arms, almost like he's screaming, but you can't hear him 193 00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:14,019 because you know that this spell that he has dampened sound or deadened 194 00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:15,059 sound rather. 195 00:12:15,579 --> 00:12:20,620 Vorunax walks over, you stroll in and it's almost like these panels begin 196 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:24,899 to like shift and move away as you enter the sphere and he, uh, as they 197 00:12:24,899 --> 00:12:26,379 open, you hear him screaming. 198 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,460 He's like, this isn't going exactly as planned. 199 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,899 And they shut behind you. 200 00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:32,819 It's okay. 201 00:12:33,139 --> 00:12:33,539 It's okay. 202 00:12:33,539 --> 00:12:34,740 We have more planned. 203 00:12:35,579 --> 00:12:39,620 Uh, they are in the middle of all of the undead, so it seems like 204 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,179 this is going to go really well. 205 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:42,780 Okay. 206 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:44,380 Let's see if you can turn this out. 207 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,700 This is not boding well for you. 208 00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:52,460 Um, there are certainly plenty of others that we could seek out, but 209 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:55,460 this could, this could, you turn this around, this could look good for you. 210 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,180 Plenty of others. 211 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:57,380 What do you mean there's plenty of others? 212 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:59,820 You, there's, there's no one that's doing what I'm doing. 213 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,900 You see the craftsmanship down there? 214 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:03,620 Not yet. 215 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:05,300 Not yet. 216 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:10,900 That moment he turns around and this is where Lex is running up the dais. 217 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:16,100 And you see his eyes turned from this milky white to this dark black and 218 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:23,420 a fireball erupts, blasting you back and into the surrounding undead. 219 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:25,900 They are beginning to move over top of you. 220 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:29,540 Margaret, pretty sure we had you placed still on the dais. 221 00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:33,980 Perseus, you are running around Pac-Manning undead, but they are 222 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,500 closing in on you as well. 223 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,820 And Arvid is blasting spells around, trying to keep them off 224 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:40,060 of you as you're doing this. 225 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:47,220 Uh, I will fly over to Lex and get back to back with him. 226 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,380 Fly over? 227 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,980 Uh, I have the boots that fly. 228 00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:52,340 Right, you have the boots that fly. 229 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,580 Forget that Margaret's fucking bad ass. 230 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:04,620 I love this Margaret and Lex like 80s action cop buddy movie poster 231 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:05,580 that we're going for here. 232 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,660 She's like way too fucking old for this. 233 00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:13,740 Like one day away from retirement sliced alone film. 234 00:14:13,779 --> 00:14:14,500 Don't stop her. 235 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,339 My mom will stop her. 236 00:14:15,339 --> 00:14:17,459 My grandma will stop her. 237 00:14:17,459 --> 00:14:18,219 My mom will shoot. 238 00:14:18,219 --> 00:14:19,379 Yeah, that's good. 239 00:14:21,219 --> 00:14:23,699 You fly over and you land next to Lex. 240 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:27,299 And then I mean, really we're just going to try and I 241 00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:28,339 shouldn't speak for Margaret. 242 00:14:28,339 --> 00:14:31,860 I'm just going to try and do whatever damage I can since I'm, 243 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:35,659 we're kind of in the middle of a big circle of undead. 244 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:41,339 Can I, as a bonus action, cast searing smite? 245 00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:42,860 Sure. 246 00:14:42,939 --> 00:14:44,779 Just so I can do some extra damage. 247 00:14:45,299 --> 00:14:49,339 Want to make some contact with my greatsword. 248 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,219 Yeah, absolutely. 249 00:14:50,419 --> 00:14:50,699 Dope. 250 00:14:51,139 --> 00:14:52,620 So I have three attacks. 251 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,139 I rolled them all at once. 252 00:14:54,139 --> 00:14:59,059 That's a 21, a 22, and a 26. 253 00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:00,740 Roll me some damage. 254 00:15:01,139 --> 00:15:02,299 Great. 255 00:15:03,899 --> 00:15:09,580 36 and then an extra D6 of fire damage. 256 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:12,940 So that's, oh, you need to do a con save. 257 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:13,940 Nine. 258 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:20,419 Then someone's taking one, no, five fire damage. 259 00:15:20,659 --> 00:15:21,220 Okay, cool. 260 00:15:21,539 --> 00:15:23,460 Margaret comes down, lands next to you. 261 00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:30,419 Lex, you spread your greatsword wide and you're hacking heads off all around you. 262 00:15:31,659 --> 00:15:34,620 Popping off like popcorn all around you and falling to the ground. 263 00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:40,580 Bodies are falling limp and immediately in behind them more are crushing forward. 264 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,180 Margaret, I'd love a little help. 265 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,659 Yeah, Margaret will start swinging her Mace of Disruption. 266 00:15:48,779 --> 00:15:52,220 An 18 and a 25. 267 00:15:52,259 --> 00:15:53,259 Yep, both of those are hit. 268 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:57,940 12 for the first one and 20 for the second. 269 00:15:58,260 --> 00:16:02,500 Greatsword flying and Mace crushing down these bodies around you. 270 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:10,500 And as you take out eight or nine of them combined, the forces push forward there. 271 00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:14,140 Armin, you got any plans here? 272 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,340 Plans, sir. 273 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:22,180 Well, you know me, I do enjoy a good plan. 274 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:23,220 Yeah, I know. 275 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,940 But like, what's the one for right now? 276 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,980 What do we got going on right now, right here? 277 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:35,820 Well, what I've been doing is protecting you as you nom, nom, chomp, chomp on top of all of these baddies. 278 00:16:36,899 --> 00:16:46,259 Perhaps we see, hmm, well, this is this could be good. 279 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:47,500 This could be good. 280 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:53,139 If you can just if you can just clear just a moment, I can summon perhaps some help. 281 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,940 Oh, I very much like the sound of help showing up. 282 00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:56,700 Yeah, let's do it. 283 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:57,620 Great, great, great, great, great. 284 00:16:57,820 --> 00:17:06,779 And, you know, I don't want to like culturally appropriate here, but, you know, like when in martial arts movies, they fight with, like, fans. 285 00:17:06,779 --> 00:17:07,500 Sure, yeah. 286 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:08,700 I'm going to do that. 287 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:13,940 But with this bag, yeah, I will become the bag in the wind from American Beauty. 288 00:17:16,779 --> 00:17:25,100 OK, so like Perseus like flip, skip and jump and smack and like almost a Jackie Chan style endeavor. 289 00:17:25,539 --> 00:17:26,019 Great. 290 00:17:26,259 --> 00:17:28,379 A real crouching tiger vibe going on here. 291 00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:29,660 What's your class again? 292 00:17:30,579 --> 00:17:35,700 I am a halfling warlock. 293 00:17:36,299 --> 00:17:36,740 Cool. 294 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:37,859 But that ain't going to stop me. 295 00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:38,819 That ain't going to stop you. 296 00:17:39,579 --> 00:17:40,379 I have spells. 297 00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:41,579 I've been using a bag. 298 00:17:44,779 --> 00:17:52,460 Yeah, I do have spells, but like the one spell I want to use, like, just vanishes me away from Arvid. 299 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:53,700 And I don't think that's very fair. 300 00:17:56,259 --> 00:17:57,139 Good luck protecting me. 301 00:17:57,139 --> 00:17:58,180 Yeah, what's your plan? 302 00:17:58,379 --> 00:17:58,859 Peace. 303 00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,500 Yeah, sounds awful. 304 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:00,859 I'm out. 305 00:18:01,099 --> 00:18:04,379 So I've chosen to go for the bag fighting route instead. 306 00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:04,779 Love it. 307 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:31,259 With the bag flying, keeping them at bay as Arvid, his eyes roll back into his head 308 00:18:31,259 --> 00:18:36,779 and he's casting runes a la Doctor Strange, that kind of vibe. 309 00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:48,059 A portal opens up off to the side of him and you hear this like hideous screech yell out of it. 310 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:55,940 As this aberrant spirit presses forth, it's got like these hideously long claws. 311 00:18:56,340 --> 00:19:05,420 It's ghostly yet dripping with something, kind of like this ectoplasm. 312 00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:10,340 It's slimer, obviously, with long claws. 313 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:18,820 This slimer comes out and like tears its way through this portal and it's going to slash for one. 314 00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:21,900 That's OK. 315 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:24,740 And then also it has an eye ray. 316 00:19:24,779 --> 00:19:38,819 So blasting out of its big one eye slimer eye, it shoots the same ectoplasmic ray that cuts through two or three of them as it begins carving around. 317 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:44,819 Does this thing seem to have like, does Arvid have control of this thing? 318 00:19:44,819 --> 00:19:45,980 I know I'm not in here. 319 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:49,339 I'm just a curious listener at this point. 320 00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:54,700 Does Arvid have control of this thing or is it like letting out a wild animal? 321 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:56,220 And it's just like, just stay away from it. 322 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,539 That was pretty cool, wasn't it? 323 00:20:01,859 --> 00:20:03,579 I mean, it was it was pretty great. 324 00:20:04,259 --> 00:20:06,099 Cool. Did you see my cool bag dance? 325 00:20:06,099 --> 00:20:08,779 Oh, dude, bags were flying. 326 00:20:09,059 --> 00:20:10,980 It made me bring this aberrant spirit. 327 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:13,900 I've never, never called one before. 328 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:17,059 Thought now was a great time. 329 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:21,259 My patron was like, hey, you should probably do this a little while ago. 330 00:20:21,259 --> 00:20:24,940 And I was like, there's going to be a time and a place for it. 331 00:20:25,019 --> 00:20:29,259 I mean, I always listen to my patron when he's got suggestions, so I hear you on that one. 332 00:20:32,819 --> 00:20:50,099 It's Thelonious' turn and he is like, he's standing up on the dais, just like angry panting and making fists, just like raging within himself, seething as he's looking down at his, 333 00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:55,060 as he would probably put it, his children being slaughtered before him. 334 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:56,900 He turns and he looks to Varnax. 335 00:20:56,900 --> 00:21:00,740 This is not a true sign of what I can do. 336 00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:05,900 There are what, one, two, four of them? 337 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:08,260 There's still hundreds, hundreds of them. 338 00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:14,820 No, yeah, you and these four are proving an issue for you. 339 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:19,500 You'll be but a blip in time with this kind of endeavor. 340 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:37,420 Thelonious turns and yells out into the cavern and emanating from his mouth are these waves of energy that begin rocking and vibrating the walls. 341 00:21:37,859 --> 00:21:42,140 And you hear cracking starting to happen in the cavern. 342 00:21:42,819 --> 00:21:44,700 Rocks begin to fall down. 343 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,259 Everybody make a dexterity saving throw. 344 00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:51,220 Varnax, you're fine, you're behind. 345 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:52,779 What about Flanks? 346 00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:56,220 Flanks and Japes are in an adjacent chamber, you're OK. 347 00:21:56,779 --> 00:21:57,539 Yeah, OK. 348 00:21:57,539 --> 00:21:59,180 Is he breaking this whole shit down? 349 00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:02,580 We'll catch up with Flanks and Japes if we feel like their lives are in. 350 00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:03,580 No, we won't, it's OK. 351 00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:09,460 That is a 19. 352 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:12,059 Was that a 10 for Lex? 353 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:13,500 17. 354 00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:18,220 Not more of a shambling kind of guy, not really a Dex kind of guy. 355 00:22:19,019 --> 00:22:22,019 Lex, you're struck on your side. 356 00:22:22,019 --> 00:22:25,859 You're not crushed, but you're struck by a large boulder that falls down. 357 00:22:26,299 --> 00:22:28,940 You're going to take 15 bludgeoning. 358 00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:32,140 You could take half that because Margaret takes half. 359 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:33,500 That's nice of Margaret. 360 00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,099 She's so good to have around. 361 00:22:35,579 --> 00:22:43,339 With that scream, though, also, some of the undead are also crushed by the falling boulders, collateral damage. 362 00:22:44,099 --> 00:22:49,019 But they seem to pick up in fervor and they are going to rush all of you. 363 00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:55,980 Everybody make a actually roll some damages or attacks. 364 00:22:56,380 --> 00:23:00,299 One of them still on fire from my from my smite. 365 00:23:00,299 --> 00:23:03,140 So that one can take one damage. 366 00:23:04,019 --> 00:23:06,140 That one drops to the ground. 367 00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:07,619 I turned the tide, you guys. 368 00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:08,619 You did it. 369 00:23:08,619 --> 00:23:12,019 Could have could have had a flaming zombie situation, but it dropped. 370 00:23:12,019 --> 00:23:14,980 It's good against Margaret. 371 00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:18,180 It was a 17 against Lex. 372 00:23:18,339 --> 00:23:20,099 It was a crit fail. 373 00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,220 That's the flaming one. 374 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:24,220 Obviously, it didn't hit Margaret, I assume. 375 00:23:25,859 --> 00:23:26,900 Perseus. 376 00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,139 Geez, these zombies are great. 377 00:23:29,139 --> 00:23:30,940 That's going to be a six. 378 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:35,339 And Arvid is he only has an armor class of 11. 379 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:37,299 So he's going to get hit. 380 00:23:37,299 --> 00:23:40,500 So nobody takes any damage except for Arvid, 381 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,859 who's going to take a claw attack. 382 00:23:43,859 --> 00:23:45,299 He's going to take eight. 383 00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:49,339 Everybody else make a strength saving throw 384 00:23:49,339 --> 00:23:54,299 as you are crashed into by a wave of these undead. 385 00:23:55,339 --> 00:23:58,299 Seventeen, 17 dirty 20. 386 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:02,299 Percy is your first to see it. 387 00:24:02,299 --> 00:24:04,099 The cacophony going on. 388 00:24:04,099 --> 00:24:07,259 I don't know if either of you would be able to make it out. 389 00:24:07,259 --> 00:24:08,259 Percy is your first to see it. 390 00:24:08,259 --> 00:24:09,779 But Arvid goes down. 391 00:24:09,779 --> 00:24:17,059 OK, a crushing wave of these undead are now on top of him. 392 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:20,019 Let me just take a look at my spell list here. 393 00:24:20,019 --> 00:24:22,259 We cut to Varanauts. 394 00:24:22,259 --> 00:24:24,379 It's your turn to take an action if you wish, 395 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:29,220 or narrate some some looking down upon as you 396 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:31,379 some desire. 397 00:24:31,379 --> 00:24:33,379 I think at this point and. 398 00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:39,379 Stop me if this if this inner intrudes too much, 399 00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:46,300 I think at this point Varanauts is like now and maybe like, 400 00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:50,900 well, it was a good run, but I'm afraid you're done. 401 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:54,540 And he's going to attack Thelonious attack Thelonious 402 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:56,340 back turn Thelonious. 403 00:24:56,340 --> 00:25:00,420 Yeah, I'll pull out the wand of Orcus 404 00:25:00,420 --> 00:25:02,740 and I'll just use power word kill on Thelonious. 405 00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:06,300 OK, remind me what I have to do for power word kill 406 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,500 to not be power word kill. 407 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,579 They just have to be over 100 hit points. 408 00:25:11,579 --> 00:25:14,339 OK, he is over 100 hit points currently. 409 00:25:14,339 --> 00:25:17,299 And I'll do that and be like. 410 00:25:17,299 --> 00:25:22,579 I guess there are more stipulations to Orcus's power than I thought. 411 00:25:22,579 --> 00:25:27,019 Say Lavi, but I'm afraid your demonstration is over. 412 00:25:27,019 --> 00:25:30,900 My demonstration is over and you try and stab me in the back. 413 00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:35,500 You come in here and tell me that I'm under some sort of test 414 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:39,180 right as I'm trying to get. 415 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:45,019 He is mad. 416 00:25:45,019 --> 00:25:48,019 That's that's everybody in the run. 417 00:25:48,019 --> 00:25:52,099 Let's jump back to Lex and or Mark. 418 00:25:52,099 --> 00:25:55,700 How far up are they on the dais from us? 419 00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:59,259 So you blasted probably 420 00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:02,619 we'll say like 30 feet from the fireball. 421 00:26:02,619 --> 00:26:04,099 So Lex got blasted. 422 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,540 You flew to. 423 00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:11,140 So it's a 30 feet, another 20 ish feet at a at a at a step up. 424 00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:15,380 So about 50 feet diagonally up into the dais where they are now 425 00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:19,020 in a presumed spell battle. 426 00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:20,340 OK, yeah. 427 00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:22,580 With these things crushing in on us, 428 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:25,780 I'm going to look up at the up of the dais and then at Lex 429 00:26:25,780 --> 00:26:29,860 and then just fly forward and scoop my arms under hers 430 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:33,740 and basically just fly her up and. 431 00:26:33,740 --> 00:26:36,740 Good luck and throw her towards her intended target. 432 00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:40,020 OK, I love that. 433 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:42,460 I love everything about that. 434 00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:47,380 OK, Lex, you are in the air up, flying down towards Thelonious. 435 00:26:48,180 --> 00:26:49,820 Lex is gigantic. 436 00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:51,460 He's like a big Frankenstein. 437 00:26:51,460 --> 00:26:53,660 I love this visual. 438 00:26:53,660 --> 00:26:55,460 Oh, we need some art for this. 439 00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:59,260 Yeah, it's ridiculous that this Betty White has a 18 strength. 440 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:02,260 It's amazing. 441 00:27:02,260 --> 00:27:03,420 I love it. 442 00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:08,340 Well, I can't do anything, but the thing I can do is try to stab people. 443 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:12,940 But there are still in like a bubble. 444 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:15,300 Bubble would have dropped because he's cast a couple of things 445 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:18,220 that would have would have negated what he had going on there. 446 00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:20,340 Then, yeah, I mean, 447 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:22,700 I just got to fight with that sword because that's what I got. 448 00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:27,900 Well, that's handy. 23, 27, 14. 449 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:31,820 And against Thelonious, obviously. 450 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,620 23, 27, yes, 14, no. 451 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:40,019 Man, these rolls are bad. 452 00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:43,380 22, damn it. 453 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:46,780 Margaret scoops Lex up and out. 454 00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:51,380 Zombies and undead are like clasping on, swinging their weapons, 455 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:54,620 because we said they had weapons trying to get at you. 456 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:59,500 You are lifted and propelled into the air and are thrown down upon Thelonious, 457 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,220 who's turned and facing Vorunax. 458 00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:05,300 You get two hard hits into him, which brings him down to a knee 459 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:08,540 and he turns and he looks at you and he's like seething in veins 460 00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:10,700 or pulsing from his from his head. 461 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:15,740 And you feel these tentacles 462 00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:18,900 coming shooting up out of the ground towards you 463 00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:22,180 and wrapping themselves around you and pulling you down. 464 00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:23,779 Make a strength saving throw. 465 00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:31,900 These vines, like they develop these spines or thorns. 466 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:37,740 You are bound and wrapped by these and feel them pulling and tugging at the flesh 467 00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:42,740 on your arms and legs and wrapping tight around your torso. 468 00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:46,660 You were pulled down to two knees and he stands up before you, 469 00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:49,700 not ready for this yet. 470 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:53,180 And he cast Dimension Door beneath you 471 00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:59,259 and points his hand to the other side of the room 472 00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:05,620 and throws you 250 feet to the other side of the cavern. 473 00:29:05,940 --> 00:29:09,580 And you emerge from this almost like pulled 474 00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:12,660 with force down through the Dimension Door 475 00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:15,380 out and against the wall. 476 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,340 And you are going to take 477 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:22,180 22 points of bludgeoning and door piercing. 478 00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:24,620 Is your ring work 200 feet away, Margaret? 479 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:27,300 It does, as long as the person's still wearing it. 480 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:32,380 I was just looking to see if it had a range on it. 481 00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:32,820 Perfect. 482 00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:35,660 I think I think about what is happening to Lex right now. 483 00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:40,100 This like huge shambler just got flown by a cute little Betty White 484 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:43,700 and then thrown across the room through Dimension Door. 485 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:48,620 This isn't a person used to being like tossed around so much. 486 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,340 So it's pretty jarring. 487 00:29:51,340 --> 00:29:53,900 Margaret, did you you you flew? 488 00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,539 Did you want to take an action or anything? 489 00:29:55,539 --> 00:29:57,340 Or was that your action? 490 00:29:57,340 --> 00:30:01,620 Yeah, I mean, I imagine to to pick Lex up, to fly up there 491 00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:03,700 and throw them into the place. 492 00:30:04,299 --> 00:30:06,700 Sounds good. So, yeah, you see 493 00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:10,539 Lex like disappear into this Dimension Door portal 494 00:30:10,539 --> 00:30:15,059 and appear, you hear whatever scream Lex would do like, huh? 495 00:30:15,779 --> 00:30:19,259 And then a like a sickening thud against the back wall 496 00:30:19,259 --> 00:30:22,539 as they crumble and fall to the ground. 497 00:30:24,099 --> 00:30:26,740 Let's go back to Perseus and Arvid. 498 00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:30,299 Arvid has been overrun by undead, 499 00:30:30,299 --> 00:30:32,819 so we don't actually see them currently. 500 00:30:32,819 --> 00:30:36,619 There is still the slimer, the aberrant slimer 501 00:30:37,899 --> 00:30:39,940 blasting and clawing at things around it. 502 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:42,100 Perseus, what are you out of curiosity? 503 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:46,220 Russ, when Lex laid into Thelonious there, 504 00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:49,340 did we notice any disruption with the undead horde at all? 505 00:30:49,340 --> 00:30:52,140 No. OK. 506 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:54,940 Just wondering if they were maybe like keyed to his attention. 507 00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:56,580 Right. Yeah. Sort of thing. 508 00:30:56,580 --> 00:30:59,860 You could make because he's done a couple of things 509 00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:02,420 with them leading up to this point. 510 00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:06,860 If you wanted, you could make an arcana check to see if you 511 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:09,019 if that's something you want to do, try and figure out 512 00:31:09,019 --> 00:31:12,940 what kind of control he has or if he's or what he's doing. 513 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:14,059 No, I think I'll pass on that. 514 00:31:14,059 --> 00:31:17,220 I was just curious if it was like an obvious link or not. 515 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:23,819 How far away from that dais is Perseus? 516 00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:26,700 You were probably another 50 feet back. 517 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:28,339 So we'll say a hundred. 518 00:31:28,339 --> 00:31:29,700 It's just for easy math. 519 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:33,779 OK. And do I have eyeballs on Thelonious at all? 520 00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:35,740 Yeah, yeah, you would, because he's raised up. 521 00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:38,180 I would also like to cast Dimension Door. 522 00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:43,860 OK. And I will make my door like 10 feet above him. 523 00:31:44,340 --> 00:31:47,299 And I would like to drop out of the sky on top of him 524 00:31:47,860 --> 00:31:52,500 with the bag open up in front of me as I like dive headlong towards him. 525 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:56,779 OK. What does it look like as you're casting and as it appears 526 00:31:56,779 --> 00:31:58,940 before you come out with your Pac-Man? 527 00:31:58,940 --> 00:32:05,539 So this this Dimension Door is kind of like a green and red. 528 00:32:06,580 --> 00:32:08,140 Perseus loves Christmas. 529 00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:11,460 So it's kind of a green and red theme he's got going on there. 530 00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:16,420 And yeah, it's it's kind of like, you know, he can see where Thelonious is. 531 00:32:16,420 --> 00:32:19,900 So he just he puts it like just above him. 532 00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:22,020 So much so that like 533 00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:24,620 his attention is throwing Lex elsewhere. 534 00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:28,340 So as long as it's out of sight, like nobody thinks to look up. Right. 535 00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:33,420 So so that's where he will he'll put that Dimension Door. 536 00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:35,020 Cool, cool, cool. That happens. 537 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:37,500 It's lovely. It's amazing. It's sweet. 538 00:32:37,779 --> 00:32:39,740 I'm going to do something that you're not going to like. 539 00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:41,579 Oh, no. Oh, that's fine. 540 00:32:41,579 --> 00:32:47,180 He's going to cast as as the the door opens above his head. 541 00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:49,980 He looks up and he's oh, please, dear boy. 542 00:32:50,339 --> 00:32:54,619 And he cast Counterspell as you are coming through it, 543 00:32:55,099 --> 00:33:00,460 which in because I want to establish him as a powerful being 544 00:33:01,660 --> 00:33:05,740 is not just going to shut your door, but rather redirect your door. 545 00:33:06,339 --> 00:33:10,140 And it's going to open at the top of the cavern. 546 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,859 Now, do you have to pass some sort of check 547 00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:15,299 to counter my fifth level spell? 548 00:33:15,299 --> 00:33:17,819 Do I do it? 549 00:33:18,299 --> 00:33:22,099 So I need because yours is a fourth level. Yes. 550 00:33:22,980 --> 00:33:25,940 Fifth level. OK. 551 00:33:25,940 --> 00:33:28,019 He's like, I do, but I'd rather not. 552 00:33:29,779 --> 00:33:32,859 The DC equals no equals 10. 553 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:37,060 Oh, we'd love Amy to write 10 plus the spells level. 554 00:33:37,060 --> 00:33:40,180 So 15 using his. 555 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:49,260 So that's a 17. OK. 556 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:53,580 So as your door opens and you begin to come through, 557 00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:56,060 he sees you with the bag there. 558 00:33:56,060 --> 00:33:58,100 Oh, no, no, no. 559 00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:01,780 Redirects it, the door that you left through closes 560 00:34:01,779 --> 00:34:05,539 and it opens above the chamber, 250 feet in the air. 561 00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:08,659 You begin to fall. 562 00:34:08,659 --> 00:34:12,500 How fast do I fall per like turn? 563 00:34:13,139 --> 00:34:19,179 Oh, it's fall speed, fall speed, DND. 564 00:34:21,019 --> 00:34:22,380 I've had to search that one a lot. 565 00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:24,179 I still can't remember. 566 00:34:24,179 --> 00:34:27,980 Xanathar's guide to everything says it's 500 feet per round. 567 00:34:28,019 --> 00:34:30,699 Oh, shit. So you wow. 568 00:34:30,699 --> 00:34:32,299 So you fall. 569 00:34:32,299 --> 00:34:34,939 Gravity is crazy on a round, right? 570 00:34:34,939 --> 00:34:37,779 I thought it would be like running speed doubled. 571 00:34:39,539 --> 00:34:41,899 So per round, so per six seconds, 572 00:34:43,419 --> 00:34:45,899 you so it takes three seconds or half a round. 573 00:34:45,899 --> 00:34:48,179 So you're going to hit the ground before your next turn. 574 00:34:48,579 --> 00:34:51,019 Is there anything you can or want to do? 575 00:34:51,299 --> 00:34:53,819 You don't necessarily die when you go in the bag, I don't think. 576 00:34:54,980 --> 00:34:58,379 If you start your turn in the bag, you die. 577 00:34:58,380 --> 00:35:00,780 There's going to be a lot of angry heads in that bag looking for you. 578 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:05,539 Yes, they are not thrilled if I if I were to hop in that bag. 579 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:08,940 No, I don't think there's anything else I can do in my turn. 580 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,300 I don't think I have any like bonus spells or anything. OK. 581 00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:15,380 Great. I mean, hard disagree, but all right. 582 00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:20,260 Arvid has to make a strength saving throw, which he does not make. 583 00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:23,019 He's going to take a metric 584 00:35:23,019 --> 00:35:27,099 buttload of damage as he is being eaten alive. 585 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:31,460 This is upsetting. Yeah. 586 00:35:32,460 --> 00:35:34,380 Lex's. Well, I thought if I could take him out, 587 00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:35,980 the zombies might just like fall over. 588 00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:38,300 Yeah, that's fair. That's a good option. 589 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:41,980 You want to give him 50, 50 damage. 590 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:44,900 Yikes. Oh, boy. 591 00:35:45,619 --> 00:35:46,980 He's bloody. 592 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:48,700 Things aren't going the way Lex wanted. 593 00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:53,539 Now his boyfriends half dead and his best friends 594 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:56,059 just fell from the ceiling. 595 00:35:56,099 --> 00:35:57,779 It's very bad. 596 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:02,099 It's the middle. 597 00:36:02,099 --> 00:36:03,980 Five dollars is the middle over here. 598 00:36:03,980 --> 00:36:06,699 Six dollars is the middle over there. 599 00:36:06,699 --> 00:36:10,860 I tried to do like a town crier thing and then ended up to be an auctioneer. 600 00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:12,980 I was going to say it became an auctioneer. 601 00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:16,259 I really I thought you were doing like Carnival Barker. 602 00:36:16,259 --> 00:36:18,820 Like come in just just two bits. 603 00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:21,420 But then you started yelling higher and higher numbers. 604 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:25,420 And I was like, are Amy and I supposed to be bidding, bidding for this game? 605 00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:27,460 Yeah. No, it. Yep. 606 00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:28,539 Yeah. Yeah. You're it. Yeah. 607 00:36:28,539 --> 00:36:29,539 I'm here. I'm here for it. 608 00:36:29,539 --> 00:36:31,579 Who was six dollars? I think you. 609 00:36:31,579 --> 00:36:33,780 It was Tom in the back. Tom in the back. Yeah. 610 00:36:33,780 --> 00:36:35,700 Yeah. He just lifted a paddle. 611 00:36:35,700 --> 00:36:37,500 I mean, yeah, I think it might have been. 612 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:40,340 What I was trying to do was like a town crier thing 613 00:36:40,340 --> 00:36:44,059 because we have a newsletter and it didn't really at all come across. 614 00:36:44,059 --> 00:36:48,980 So this is like, oh, hey, you guys, did you know we have a newsletter? 615 00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:51,940 We do. You see how direct that was? 616 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:54,300 That was great. 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Let's get you back to that episode. 644 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:17,619 OK. Love you. Bye. Bye. 645 00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:23,539 Cool. Lots happened. 646 00:38:23,539 --> 00:38:29,780 We're back to Thelonious and Varnax in like a standoff up on the dais. 647 00:38:30,619 --> 00:38:33,980 Well, if that's not going to work, then we'll do it the old fashioned way. 648 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:38,740 And I walk up with the wand of Orcus and just two attacks right right into him. 649 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:40,900 Just clocking him. 650 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:44,700 OK. That's a twenty three for the first hit. 651 00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:47,500 Yep. Six bludgeoning, seven necrotic damage. 652 00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:51,980 OK. Second attack is, oh, not so good. 653 00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:53,780 Just an eleven. 654 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:56,260 Eleven does not hit. Yeah. 655 00:38:56,260 --> 00:39:00,500 Hey, guys, just so you know, resistance to bludgeoning does not affect fall. 656 00:39:02,820 --> 00:39:03,699 It was worth checking. 657 00:39:03,699 --> 00:39:06,219 Technically, the ground is bludgeoning you. 658 00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:08,460 Exactly. I'm just telling you what I read. 659 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:10,699 Technically, you're bludgeoning the ground. 660 00:39:10,699 --> 00:39:12,059 Oh, fair point. 661 00:39:12,059 --> 00:39:13,780 Yeah, there you go. 662 00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:16,099 Why is everybody hitting me? 663 00:39:16,099 --> 00:39:20,299 He snaps his fingers and like there's this fervor 664 00:39:20,299 --> 00:39:25,299 that comes over the the undead horde. 665 00:39:26,059 --> 00:39:29,219 The the ground is still reverberating. 666 00:39:29,219 --> 00:39:31,099 The last boulders have been falling. 667 00:39:31,099 --> 00:39:33,699 Do you like to make a Dex saving throw, Varnax? 668 00:39:34,219 --> 00:39:36,019 Would I like to make a death saving throw? 669 00:39:36,019 --> 00:39:37,539 A Dex. Dex. 670 00:39:37,539 --> 00:39:41,940 I know. I had a death too when I was like, wait, what just happened? 671 00:39:42,099 --> 00:39:45,099 That's very threatening. Jesus. 672 00:39:45,099 --> 00:39:47,739 That'll be a dirty 20. OK. 673 00:39:47,739 --> 00:39:53,139 Beneath you, squirming black tentacles fill a 20 foot square. 674 00:39:53,139 --> 00:39:55,659 He's cast Evard's black tentacles. 675 00:39:55,659 --> 00:39:57,980 They begin reaching up and like clubbing you. 676 00:39:57,980 --> 00:40:03,299 Big mistake. Half damage on not a great roll. 677 00:40:03,539 --> 00:40:06,019 So you're going to take five bludgeoning damage. 678 00:40:06,019 --> 00:40:08,259 You're not restrained, but it is difficult terrain. 679 00:40:08,819 --> 00:40:12,619 OK. He turns as if it worked, as if you are restrained 680 00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:14,699 and says, I'll deal with you later. 681 00:40:14,699 --> 00:40:17,500 And he turns and begins walking back towards 682 00:40:18,059 --> 00:40:21,019 the massacre and chaos that's happening out there. 683 00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:24,940 I will use my reaction to cast hellish rebuke. 684 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:26,859 All right. Put my finger at the creature 685 00:40:26,859 --> 00:40:29,500 that damaged you is momentarily surrounded by hellish flame. 686 00:40:29,819 --> 00:40:31,699 Make a dexterity save, please. 687 00:40:31,699 --> 00:40:34,099 13. That does not pass, by the way. 688 00:40:34,539 --> 00:40:37,659 And that is 23 fire damage. 689 00:40:38,659 --> 00:40:41,179 Oofa doofa. 690 00:40:41,179 --> 00:40:44,179 He turns and he's very confident walking back and then 691 00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:48,420 everybody else sees him encircled in flames and skin begins to bubble 692 00:40:48,420 --> 00:40:54,099 and he lets out this high pitch shrill call into just into the ether. 693 00:40:54,099 --> 00:40:57,139 It doesn't have the same kind of wave effect that he did previously 694 00:40:57,579 --> 00:41:02,179 as he as he falls to his knees being burned by this hellish rebuke. 695 00:41:03,179 --> 00:41:04,179 Who's down on the floor? 696 00:41:04,179 --> 00:41:06,099 Arvid's down on the floor. 697 00:41:06,099 --> 00:41:07,779 Lex is down on the floor. 698 00:41:07,779 --> 00:41:10,259 Percy is still down on the floor. 699 00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:11,779 Well, technically falling towards. 700 00:41:11,779 --> 00:41:13,819 Oh, right. Your purses, you're falling towards the floor. 701 00:41:13,819 --> 00:41:14,699 Yeah. Yeah. 702 00:41:14,699 --> 00:41:16,860 And Margaret, you're still flying. Yes. Yeah. 703 00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:21,179 OK. So Lex and Arvid, Arvid, Arvid 704 00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:24,539 is going to take 45 damage. 705 00:41:24,539 --> 00:41:27,219 Shit. Oh, no. 706 00:41:27,219 --> 00:41:29,500 And Lex, please make a strength saving throw 707 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:33,179 as you are rushed at disadvantage because you're prone. 708 00:41:33,779 --> 00:41:35,579 Oh, great. 709 00:41:36,219 --> 00:41:38,579 So that's a 14. 710 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:42,339 You are overwhelmed by zombies 711 00:41:43,339 --> 00:41:46,299 and you are going to take damage as well. 712 00:41:48,059 --> 00:41:51,179 It's going to be 37 bludgeoning damage. 713 00:41:52,019 --> 00:41:53,579 But like only 18. 714 00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:54,579 Yeah, that wasn't you. 715 00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:57,019 You didn't cut that number in half already, did you? 716 00:41:57,460 --> 00:41:58,659 No, that's the full damage. 717 00:41:58,659 --> 00:42:01,900 So Margaret's going to take 18 718 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:04,019 and you're going to take. OK. 719 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:07,259 Margaret, you are up. 720 00:42:07,259 --> 00:42:11,139 How far is Thelonious from the edge of the dais? 721 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:13,139 He turned, he walked. 722 00:42:13,139 --> 00:42:15,579 He's probably on the like just, you know, just back 723 00:42:16,380 --> 00:42:19,259 no more than five feet from the edge of the staircase. 724 00:42:19,980 --> 00:42:23,179 OK, then I'm going to fly down and 725 00:42:24,099 --> 00:42:26,820 do a shield strike and and try to move him five feet 726 00:42:26,820 --> 00:42:28,259 and tumble him down the stairs. 727 00:42:28,259 --> 00:42:29,980 Cool. Yeah, yeah, sure. 728 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:31,300 I don't know what this would be. 729 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:32,940 Is it a strength saving throw? 730 00:42:32,940 --> 00:42:36,139 Maybe it just says that I can attempt to shove someone five feet. 731 00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:37,460 Shield master shove. 732 00:42:37,460 --> 00:42:41,179 If you take the attack action on your turn, you can use a bonus action. 733 00:42:41,179 --> 00:42:44,700 So you would have to attack, but then you could also shove them five feet. 734 00:42:45,139 --> 00:42:47,740 OK. 26 to hit. 735 00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:51,139 Yeah, that definitely hits. 736 00:42:51,139 --> 00:42:52,139 It's an aggressive shove. 737 00:42:52,139 --> 00:42:54,460 Do they happen to be a fiend or undead? 738 00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:56,980 Negative. OK, 10 points of damage. 739 00:42:56,980 --> 00:42:59,740 And then the embarrassment of falling down the stairs 740 00:42:59,740 --> 00:43:02,260 of your own dais that you constructed. 741 00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:05,900 Awesome. It's the pain that hurts the worst. 742 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:08,619 Yeah, right. 743 00:43:08,619 --> 00:43:12,740 You fly down with your shield and Hercules like crash into this 744 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:16,820 Thelonious, who's who is like a blaze. 745 00:43:17,019 --> 00:43:18,940 He lets out like a 746 00:43:19,539 --> 00:43:21,139 as he shoved and 747 00:43:22,179 --> 00:43:24,900 falls down to the ground. 748 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,179 Yeah, then whatever movement I have left, I'm just going to start 749 00:43:27,179 --> 00:43:29,659 moving towards Lex. OK. 750 00:43:29,659 --> 00:43:32,019 Does it say what your flying speed is? 751 00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,860 Same as my walking speed, so 30 feet. 752 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:37,219 OK, so you begin moving. 753 00:43:37,219 --> 00:43:39,980 You're not going to you won't be able to make it to either 754 00:43:39,980 --> 00:43:42,139 Perseus or Lex this time. Yeah. 755 00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:45,699 Speaking of Perseus, it's been about three seconds. 756 00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:50,940 Any any anything on that character sheet you found to soften 757 00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:53,019 the blow of a 250 foot fall? 758 00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:57,500 I mean, I don't really think I would have the time to do it. 759 00:43:58,179 --> 00:44:00,900 Right. Like it would be at the end of my. 760 00:44:01,820 --> 00:44:05,099 Falling is when my turn would start. 761 00:44:05,099 --> 00:44:08,660 OK. I mean, unless you disagree with I don't. 762 00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:12,300 I just maybe you had a reaction, maybe you. 763 00:44:13,220 --> 00:44:14,619 I mean, I'll double check. 764 00:44:14,619 --> 00:44:17,940 Hang on. You've got until I can find how much fall damage is. 765 00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:20,220 I think it's a D6 for every 10 feet. 766 00:44:20,579 --> 00:44:21,700 Oh, you forget. 767 00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:23,619 It sure is to a max of 20. 768 00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:26,579 OK, D6, D6. 769 00:44:28,340 --> 00:44:30,740 Oh, no, I'm going to hit enter. 770 00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:32,139 How many feet is he falling? 771 00:44:32,139 --> 00:44:33,860 He's falling 250. 772 00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:38,700 All right. I have one bonus action and it is not helpful. 773 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:40,300 OK. 774 00:44:43,059 --> 00:44:45,980 Do you want to use it, though, or anything? 775 00:44:45,980 --> 00:44:48,180 He's like, yeah, I play the flute on the way. 776 00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:53,700 It's a little penny whistle going. 777 00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:57,700 OK, just a slide was a real slow slide whistle. 778 00:44:58,020 --> 00:45:00,460 Oh, he just plays himself like. 779 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:08,420 So mechanically, you're going to take seventy five 780 00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:11,380 falling damage. 781 00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:15,660 OK, you fall and you hit hard onto the stone floor 782 00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:21,420 and you feel arms break, legs break. 783 00:45:23,180 --> 00:45:25,620 You begin to. 784 00:45:25,619 --> 00:45:29,139 You're bleeding from many different places. 785 00:45:29,179 --> 00:45:31,699 That's going to say everywhere. Yeah. 786 00:45:31,699 --> 00:45:36,659 As you, your vision begins to go black 787 00:45:36,659 --> 00:45:39,699 as you see undead close in over top of you. 788 00:45:41,179 --> 00:45:43,539 This is the worst, you guys. 789 00:45:43,539 --> 00:45:45,699 There's three of you with undead on top of you. 790 00:45:46,139 --> 00:45:48,259 You know, it's pretty bad. 791 00:45:48,259 --> 00:45:51,460 I mean, normally, our food would be into it, but not this time. 792 00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:54,460 It's not every undead. 793 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:56,059 Brings us back to those services. 794 00:45:56,059 --> 00:45:59,139 That's right. The services. 795 00:46:02,780 --> 00:46:06,780 Lex, you are clawing back and trying to get out of the 796 00:46:07,340 --> 00:46:09,900 out of the undead at the back of this chamber 797 00:46:10,139 --> 00:46:11,820 so far away from everybody else. 798 00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:14,460 Make a strength saving throw. 799 00:46:15,659 --> 00:46:17,300 Thirteen. 800 00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:22,420 Margaret, as you're flying towards, you see arms, 801 00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:25,659 the arms of Lex shooting up and out of these, 802 00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:29,500 trying to pull the undead off, but they're just too many 803 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:30,940 and they're coming too fast. 804 00:46:30,940 --> 00:46:34,900 Margaret, you're moving as quick as you can to get back to Lex. 805 00:46:35,659 --> 00:46:38,019 As you pass over, you see Percy. 806 00:46:38,019 --> 00:46:41,300 Well, I mean, you saw a Perseus fall and hit the ground. 807 00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:47,900 You see them quickly overrun and you see a horde of zombies 808 00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:51,380 at one spot in the center. 809 00:46:53,420 --> 00:46:58,460 And then you look over your shoulder and you see lifting up from the ground 810 00:46:59,139 --> 00:47:03,579 the last bits of flame around Thelonious, who is hovering 811 00:47:04,539 --> 00:47:07,700 up and above and moving back towards the dais 812 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:11,659 and turning to look at at Varnax, which just 813 00:47:11,820 --> 00:47:14,820 you see this look of disdain and hatred 814 00:47:15,139 --> 00:47:21,019 and just every fiber in this person's body is just vibrating 815 00:47:21,179 --> 00:47:23,420 and coming towards you, Varnax. 816 00:47:23,699 --> 00:47:26,820 And then we hear this crack. 817 00:47:30,219 --> 00:47:35,300 Undead in the center of this cavern are blasted back and away. 818 00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:38,500 And this large blue light emits 819 00:47:39,019 --> 00:47:42,860 and rumbles through this cavern, knocking boulders down. 820 00:47:43,179 --> 00:47:46,980 Margaret, you make it just to Lex and you manage to clear off 821 00:47:46,980 --> 00:47:50,059 as much of the undead. Lex, you're, I mean, 822 00:47:51,059 --> 00:47:53,340 probably take another 50 bludgeoning damage. 823 00:47:53,420 --> 00:47:55,619 Yeah, just another 50. Don't worry about it. 824 00:47:55,619 --> 00:47:57,820 It's a little bit. 825 00:47:57,820 --> 00:48:01,659 You pull them off and you're trying to clear Lex. 826 00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:04,500 You're near towards where 827 00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,300 the entrance to this cavern is. 828 00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:09,420 You came in, which feels like so long ago, 829 00:48:09,420 --> 00:48:12,699 but was probably only like a minute and 30 seconds. 830 00:48:12,699 --> 00:48:15,300 And you're making your way, trying to get to a little bit of cover 831 00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:17,259 from some of the boulders that have fallen. 832 00:48:17,259 --> 00:48:19,619 And in the middle of this light 833 00:48:19,619 --> 00:48:22,019 that is just emitted, we see 834 00:48:23,219 --> 00:48:24,940 well, Margaret and Lex. 835 00:48:24,940 --> 00:48:29,339 Lex, your little eyes are glossy and covered over. 836 00:48:29,339 --> 00:48:33,059 But Margaret, you see Thea and what you recognize as Flint, 837 00:48:33,779 --> 00:48:38,059 along with a small red haired pigtailed gnome 838 00:48:38,819 --> 00:48:43,139 who are standing around looking confused and dazed 839 00:48:43,139 --> 00:48:45,619 as they have clearly come from somewhere. 840 00:48:45,619 --> 00:48:47,940 The undead are quickly rushing back to them. 841 00:48:47,940 --> 00:48:50,340 And there's another crack off into the distance. 842 00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:55,019 And a tall goliath falls down from slightly elevated 843 00:48:55,019 --> 00:48:56,700 and crushes down to the ground. 844 00:48:56,700 --> 00:49:00,740 Night Hunter's going to take 26 bludgeoning damage. 845 00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:02,220 Fine. 846 00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:07,700 As Thelonious turns at this, just away from you slightly, 847 00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:11,260 Vorunax and looks and says, what? 848 00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:14,820 What is happening? 849 00:49:17,940 --> 00:49:26,980 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 119, 850 00:49:26,980 --> 00:49:30,700 starring Carla Maxted as Lex, Tom Laird as Perseus, 851 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:34,179 Amy More as Night Hunter, with Kyle Claset as Vorunax, 852 00:49:34,179 --> 00:49:37,740 Rev DeShane as Margaret, and Russ More as your dungeon master. 853 00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:40,460 Editing, production and sound design by Russ More. 854 00:49:40,460 --> 00:49:42,900 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound 855 00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:46,820 and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 856 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,860 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 857 00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:52,460 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 858 00:49:52,460 --> 00:49:55,260 Christian Brown, Devon Michaels, Craig Zeiss, 859 00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:58,900 Erin Stevens, Darylith, Lulahan, Charlie Warley and L.A. 860 00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:00,940 Branton. 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We'll talk again soon. 868 00:50:26,619 --> 00:50:30,940 I want to find out what what he's going to do with his goods and services. 869 00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:32,659 Oh, my God. 870 00:50:32,659 --> 00:50:34,740 The goods, I understood the services. 871 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:37,860 I don't need to know anymore. 872 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:39,860 The specific of those can be kept. 873 00:50:39,860 --> 00:50:43,980 My goods and services, like, what are you doing with those undead? 874 00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:45,380 Oh, God. 875 00:50:48,260 --> 00:50:49,300 Carolyn, I make an icon. 876 00:50:49,300 --> 00:50:53,099 I know. And then I had to just like look away, laughing too much. 877 00:51:05,780 --> 00:51:07,659 Is that what's playing during this whole fight? 878 00:51:07,659 --> 00:51:10,019 Because that's kind of disconcerting. 879 00:51:10,019 --> 00:51:12,139 I mean, it's good music for a fight. 880 00:51:12,139 --> 00:51:13,820 I know. It would be pretty fun to do. 881 00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:18,539 To do to do to do to do to do to do since the beginning of this episode. 882 00:51:19,340 --> 00:51:21,900 It's just in there and I like I'm listening. 883 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:24,539 But that's our other game that that theme comes to play, Amy. 884 00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:27,820 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.